Stuff they say.

Project manager to a team member of another project:

Agility is the most important thing. Often it are small questions, but they require immediate attention for the project to be able to proceed.

By which he means. If I need you, drop everything you are doing in your team for that other customers and forget about your sprint commitments

Heard on the job

PM: I used to send task to developers and told them what to do. Now they use scrum and I can’t tell them what to do.

Follow the righteous path with the right music